69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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