did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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