so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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