Christians are straight up FREAKS
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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