none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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