No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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