did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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