i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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