Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He felt like a one man threesome
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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