PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My vagina just clenched in fear
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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