I looked at my own cervix.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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