My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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