sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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