Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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