People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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