i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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