Welp...herpes.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Randomize
