I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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