my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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