every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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