need another drink. this is the easiest way
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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