She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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