all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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