Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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