return my video game
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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