do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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