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The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i will never coherently bang her
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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