someone threw a dead crab at me
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
