i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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