just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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