Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
