He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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