i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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