Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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