And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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