great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
All I want is dick and wine.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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