That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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