i just had sex bonerless
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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