Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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