im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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