We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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