i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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