Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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