I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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