that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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