Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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