found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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