this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'm passing your future prison.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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