Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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