Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just come out here and I will go home with you...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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